Suspend my Disbelief.
Sia - Elastic Heart
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NOW ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST,
AND LET’S BE CLEAR, I TRUST NO ONE!

Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little pecker checkin’.

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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disporum:

untitled by mieke v. willems on Flickr.

mare-moment:

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

youngjusticer:

The Walking Dead consistently leaves its audience with tantalizing glimpses of seasons to come, but the S4 finale, A, has given the most direct cliffhanger, pitting the intrepid group of survivors in a precarious situation. Steven Yeun describes the upcoming season as brutal and disturbing, and Robert Kirkman promises that S5 will be the best season so far. Is it October yet? ;^;